Caudiciform Life Forms Long Sleeve T-Shirt:

Ways to store water...variations on a theme. Illustration courtesy of the late great Gordon Rowley.

"Stouter then I used to be,
         Still more corpulent grow I;
There will be too much of me
          In the coming by-and-by."
-W.S. Gilbert, Iolanthe, Act 1

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