International Opuntioid Society Sweatpants:

Like the music of lutenist John Dowland, Opuntias are about as under-appreciated as their beauty is sublime. Except to those noble few, who view their stoic indifference to extremophilic life in the desert, as a holy vow of poverty. For such was this garment made, to be a hermit monk’s habit. Garb for growing hard in the yard.

Tough, best quality (Worth It).  Made in Los Angeles.