Steven's T-shirt:

  • Steven's T-shirt
  • Steven's T-shirt
  • Steven's T-shirt

A man who scarcely needs an introduction, we made this shirt for the legendary botanical head and wizard of waterblasies, Steven Hammer, renowned author of such tomes as Dumpling and His Wife, Lithops: Treasures of the Veld, and The Genus Conophytum: A Conograph. Champion-of and human ambassador-to diminutive mimicry succulents everywhere and owner/waterer of the worlds smallest institute. Semper sphaericum Steven!  

Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.

Regular price $45.00

Notice:

  • 50% of profits from this shirt go straight to Steven and his dumpling research.

Materials:

100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in Post-It Note yellow.

Sizing:

SIZE BODY LENGTH CHEST WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S
27 1/2" 		19" 8 1/8"
M
28 1/2" 		21"
8 3/8"
L
29 1/2" 		23"
8 5/8"
XL
30 1/2" 		25"
8 7/8"
XXL
31 1/2" 		27"
9 1/8"

Year:

2021