Taxa Shirt 13: The Freshwater & Marine Catfish:
Have you ever swiped on a hottie only to learn that behind the flawless profile is a slimy weirdo with whisker-like barbels living in stinky marsh water noshing on bugs and the decaying flesh of dead fish? You’ve been catfished!
But fret not… There’s actually nothing sexier than a catfish! For one thing, they’re mildly clever, hunting bugs by using their pectoral fins like little arms to move rocks around in order to create currents that dislodge insects from the riverbed. They also have a reputation for being gentle and protective with their young, making them primo baby daddy material. And if size matters to you, consider that they come in every size imaginable, from just a few centimeters to several meters in length! And though it’s true that there are “plenty of fish in the sea,” if you live inland, consider a catfish, with an astounding 3,000 species to choose from!
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