The Bugs Always Win Hat:

  • The Bugs Always Win Hat
  • The Bugs Always Win Hat

It’s only human to want to protect ponderosa pines from bark beetles, but who’s protecting the bark beetles? While parasitic bugs are the bane of any plant lover's existence, their lives are no less valuable than the plants they parasitize. So before you throw shade on parasitic bugs for simply existing, may those who have never harmed a plant cast the first stone. This cap is a mannered curtsy toward pesky arthropods while throwing a little shade upon your own insecticidal dome.

Regular price $52.00


Embroidered patch on trucker cotton body. Adjustable plastic back strap.